Saturday, 28 June 2014

Ideas 3

Some updates on the Ideas 1 and 2!

The car party was a hit! Although the kids got so excited about racing their cars we didn't get a chance to stick on the "safety belts". The cars themselves were ultimately abandoned for just racing and flopping on the grass! A checkered tea-towel acted as the finish line and various garden items were used as part of the track. A fab day was had by all. We laughed so much my cheeks ached!

The fairy party didn't happen in the end as the dragon fell ill as did one of the fairies. So we shall be doing that one again another time.

The silent disco went down like a lead balloon... but hey, should definitely try again. Timing is everything methinks!

Here are some fresh ideas:

28/6/14:
1. An art tv show for kids streamed online. More details in a separate blog.
2. Mr & Little Miss Action/Snap cards
3. £1 challenge - find a thousand things to sell for a £1. Currently in progress here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10152039245292723.1073741832.720977722&type=1&l=2658dde162
4. An investigator bee called Anoushka (?) who is a solitary bee - she helps the other creatures in her glen. So far, the cases have been - a missing beehive, the burning of Mrs Ladybird's house, the a missing ant trail.



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Well, there has been some movement on the ideas list. I've made a first draft of Digger vs the Ball, a car party is happening this Sunday and April will see a fairy party where we're making our own wings and vanquishing a dragon in the garden. (ooh! Must buy chalk for the castle!)

14/03/14:
1. Organise a silent disco at work... during the day!
2. A colouring book featuring characters from fairytales but mixed up in each other's stories (very 2012 I suppose what with Fables/Once Upon A Time/Grimm...)
3. Have a beer and cake party
beer-mug-cupcakes
http://ediblecrafts.craftgossip.com/chocolate-baileys-irish-cream-filled-beer-mug-cakes/2014/03/11/

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19/02/14:
1. Throw a Mad Hatter's Club Night in Ely
2. Throw a splatter party, car party, foam party for my kid(s)

03/02/14:
1. A-Z of Mammals / Insects / Reptiles... etc picture book
2. Height Chart of Mythical Creatures (I'm as tall as a fairy! Gnome! Hobbit!)
3. Height Chart of Animals (I'm as tall as a pig - using real height stats)
4. Throw a home-made Articulate! party
5. More Turbulent ideas that need to get beyond the sketchbook

19/01/14:
  1. The Dragon who didn't know what to eat.
  2. Little Red Riding Hood saves the Day
  3. Just Right
  4. Make a tubular bells out of the clothesline with thrown away tubes
  5. Make a waterwall bath toy using suction cups and various trays, tubes and bottles...
  6. Ely Bub Hub!
6/01/14:
  1. A to Z of mythical creatures colouring book
  2. Portrait: Dreaming man
  3. Painting of Plate as a Little fairy
 - A pop-up soft play place in Ely - once a month or a fortnight - a random place will have a soft-play area for under 5s
- World Bread Day - in ELY! Inspired by Sarah & Duck - surely this is possible? I see it on Cherry Hill, imagine the smells wafting into the City... with everyone picnicking on blankets, chomping away...
- the Blue Daisy Store - selling cloth nappies, green disposables, Cheeky Wipes, cloth pads, with the Cafe that offers gluten-free, diabetic friendly food. Comfy armchairs/rocking chairs for nursing mothers...

- My messages to the world: --- have more parties - without the work!

- I'd love to:
  • organise kid's parties and small grown-up soirees...
  • write stories
  • design brand identities for microbusinesses & charities
  • Get paid for just coming up with creative solutions to everyday problems 
  • organise a RAWK/D&B/DANCE night in Ely called CLUB SEAL (already got the logo!)

Designs I would like to actually see outside my head
- Fallen angel wings
- Turbulence - Faces
- Hardy Plasterers
- HM Cake N Bake
- Mr Vantastic
  
The stories I've told myself
- How Bella Got Her Stripes Back
- Digger vs the Ball
- The Witch of the Fens: Badger's story
- Inspector May "Mayhem" Chen and the Missing Lie Detector
- How Mayhem Got Her Name (it involves a fireworks factory...)
- Digger vs the Worm
- Digger vs the Cloud

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Taking too much on

So I am living in interesting times. Some of which is not of my own doing, the rest... well, I had started them without realising that the bad stuff was just around the corner.

So the bad stuff:
- our landlord has given us 2 months' notice
- I have reached my tolerance threshold at my day job
- Taxes are really taxing! Especially when they're not yours! Grrr

The good stuff:
- I am now an Usborne Book Organiser and looking forward to having book parties
- The first page of Elybubhub is up
- I've made contact with a person who could really get the Mad Hatter's Party off the ground
- A leaflet re-design is going well
- I'm at the research / sketch stage for a cake designer's logo

The fairy party didn't happen - everyone was ill - but the car party was a hit. It was followed by an obstacle course in the park which involved a lot of running and laughing! Next - hill rolling!

I'm enjoying season 2 of Person of Interest - it's awesome!


Friday, 14 March 2014

Ideas 2

Well, there has been some movement on the ideas list. I've made a first draft of Digger vs the Ball, a car party is happening this Sunday and April will see a fairy party where we're making our own wings and vanquishing a dragon in the garden. (ooh! Must buy chalk for the castle!)

14/03/14:
1. Organise a silent disco at work... during the day!
2. A colouring book featuring characters from fairytales but mixed up in each other's stories (very 2012 I suppose what with Fables/Once Upon A Time/Grimm...)
3. Have a beer and cake party
beer-mug-cupcakes
http://ediblecrafts.craftgossip.com/chocolate-baileys-irish-cream-filled-beer-mug-cakes/2014/03/11/

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19/02/14:
1. Throw a Mad Hatter's Club Night in Ely
2. Throw a splatter party, car party, foam party for my kid(s)

03/02/14:
1. A-Z of Mammals / Insects / Reptiles... etc picture book
2. Height Chart of Mythical Creatures (I'm as tall as a fairy! Gnome! Hobbit!)
3. Height Chart of Animals (I'm as tall as a pig - using real height stats)
4. Throw a home-made Articulate! party
5. More Turbulent ideas that need to get beyond the sketchbook

19/01/14:
  1. The Dragon who didn't know what to eat.
  2. Little Red Riding Hood saves the Day
  3. Just Right
  4. Make a tubular bells out of the clothesline with thrown away tubes
  5. Make a waterwall bath toy using suction cups and various trays, tubes and bottles...
  6. Ely Bub Hub!
6/01/14:
  1. A to Z of mythical creatures colouring book
  2. Portrait: Dreaming man
  3. Painting of Plate as a Little fairy
 - A pop-up soft play place in Ely - once a month or a fortnight - a random place will have a soft-play area for under 5s
- World Bread Day - in ELY! Inspired by Sarah & Duck - surely this is possible? I see it on Cherry Hill, imagine the smells wafting into the City... with everyone picnicking on blankets, chomping away...
- the Blue Daisy Store - selling cloth nappies, green disposables, Cheeky Wipes, cloth pads, with the Cafe that offers gluten-free, diabetic friendly food. Comfy armchairs/rocking chairs for nursing mothers...

- My messages to the world: --- have more parties - without the work!

- I'd love to:
  • organise kid's parties and small grown-up soirees...
  • write stories
  • design brand identities for microbusinesses & charities
  • Get paid for just coming up with creative solutions to everyday problems 
  • organise a RAWK/D&B/DANCE night in Ely called CLUB SEAL (already got the logo!)

Designs I would like to actually see outside my head
- Fallen angel wings
- Turbulence - Faces
- Hardy Plasterers
- HM Cake N Bake
- Mr Vantastic
  
The stories I've told myself
- How Bella Got Her Stripes Back
- Digger vs the Ball
- The Witch of the Fens: Badger's story
- Inspector May "Mayhem" Chen and the Missing Lie Detector
- How Mayhem Got Her Name (it involves a fireworks factory...)
- Digger vs the Worm
- Digger vs the Cloud

Friday, 7 March 2014

Full-time mum for a week!

This week I have been on leave. The idea was to nurse my somewhat strained relationship with my husband. Instead, I found myself spending practically every minute with my daughter1. It was wonderful! And is still continuing to be so...

So far we have been to playgroups, met up with friends, spent hours wandering around town and the parks. At one point, we ended up sitting on the edge of an old reclaimed quarry watching the water birds and squirrels. We also got slightly lost and had to ring daddy to come pick us up!

I saw first hand how she took to pre-school, played with other kids and how much she loved being with her parents.

She's now started to "keep" secrets. I am not sure how to take that one but one of the secrets was a joke, "When I was really, really little, I drank vodka from your boobs!"  Apparently our jokes are secret and she won't tell them to others.

And of course, yesterday, we found nits! Daddy and I had a little argument about whether they were really nits as she had a scabby scalp. Not sure what that's all about but she's had that since she was little. It doesn't bother her one iota.

Anyway, today is Friday, and then it will be the weekend and then I will go back to being a worker bee. I like my job but I do wish I could be both - I am working on making that happen.

As for my adult relationship, that's more complicated than I thought. And what I had originally planned to do is just not going to cut it.


1. I have also spent most mornings catching up with Chuck Season 5 - they had SO much fun making that! And the evenings reading "Whispers Underground" by Ben Aaronovitch. Jim Butcher fans will get a kick out of this: at a fairy market, they order 'Macs', brown bottled beer imported a crate at a time from a microbrewery in America. 

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Ideas!

I attended a talk by Will Self years ago, and the thing he said that stuck most with me was to pity the person who steals your idea. Because you can always come up with new ones while they... well, they have to steal them!

So as part of the ongoing mission to transform, I've decided to throw my ideas out there. And keep adding to the list...

19/02/14:
1. Throw a Mad Hatter's Club Night in Ely
2. Throw a splatter party, car party, foam party for my kid(s)

03/02/14:
1. A-Z of Mammals / Insects / Reptiles... etc picture book
2. Height Chart of Mythical Creatures (I'm as tall as a fairy! Gnome! Hobbit!)
3. Height Chart of Animals (I'm as tall as a pig - using real height stats)
4. Throw a home-made Articulate! party
5. More Turbulent ideas that need to get beyond the sketchbook

19/01/14:
  1. The Dragon who didn't know what to eat.
  2. Little Red Riding Hood saves the Day
  3. Just Right
  4. Make a tubular bells out of the clothesline with thrown away tubes
  5. Make a waterwall bath toy using suction cups and various trays, tubes and bottles...
  6. Ely Bub Hub!
6/01/14:
  1. A to Z of mythical creatures colouring book
  2. Portrait: Dreaming man
  3. Painting of Plate as a Little fairy
 - A pop-up soft play place in Ely - once a month or a fortnight - a random place will have a soft-play area for under 5s
- World Bread Day - in ELY! Inspired by Sarah & Duck - surely this is possible? I see it on Cherry Hill, imagine the smells wafting into the City... with everyone picnicking on blankets, chomping away...
- the Blue Daisy Store - selling cloth nappies, green disposables, Cheeky Wipes, cloth pads, with the Cafe that offers gluten-free, diabetic friendly food. Comfy armchairs/rocking chairs for nursing mothers...

- My messages to the world: --- have more parties - without the work!

- I'd love to:
  • organise kid's parties and small grown-up soirees...
  • write stories
  • design brand identities for microbusinesses & charities
  • Get paid for just coming up with creative solutions to everyday problems 
  • organise a RAWK/D&B/DANCE night in Ely called CLUB SEAL (already got the logo!)

Designs I would like to actually see outside my head
- Fallen angel wings
- Turbulence - Faces
- Hardy Plasterers
- HM Cake N Bake
- Mr Vantastic
  
The stories I've told myself
- How Bella Got Her Stripes Back
- Digger vs the Ball
- The Witch of the Fens: Badger's story
- Inspector May "Mayhem" Chen and the Missing Lie Detector
- How Mayhem Got Her Name (it involves a fireworks factory...)
- Digger vs the Worm
- Digger vs the Cloud

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Mummy, why do we live on Earth?

My 3-year old asked me that over the phone when I was at work! As a first time mum, it completely blew me away. I couldn't help smiling the rest of the day.

When I got home, the answer I gave was that we couldn't live on the other planets  (too hot, too cold, no air, no water etc) and that the earth created us. She asked even more searching questions before being distracted by food! And my bandaged arm (I'd had my implant removed yesterday - the GP had to dig around a bit and left a significant hole.)

She then wanted to look at pictures of blood! She had already been fascinated by blood before - in her words, "Blood is very interesting!". We talked about red blood cells, platelets and white blood cells... then we went on about ear wax and snot!

Sadly she was completely wide awake until midnight.

Ah well...


Tuesday, 21 January 2014

I am writing this in between coughing up a spleen. Damn cold virus.1

I've been inspired this morning by Joanna Walsh who started the #readwomen2014 meme.2

And since I love lists, here is my list of women writers I have on my shelves:

1. Ellen Kushner
Swordspoint; The Fall of the Kings; Priviledge of the Sword; Thomas the Rhymer
Looking at the list of titles they do look like romances, but I assure you they are not. Romantic yes, in that they are full of sword-fights, schemes, and bloody freedom-fighting. There is emphatically NO bodice-ripping to be found.

2. Sheri S Tepper
Just a selection of my favourites: Grass; The Gate to Women's Country; Family Tree; A Plague of Angels; The Awakeners; The Companions
Sci-Fi fans if you've not read her before (and do ignore the blurbs on the backs of the books - for some reason they write them like romances!) you would like her if you like Robert Silverberg and Orson Scott Card. Particularly Grass and The Companions.

3. Esther Friesner
She's better known for her shorts and her editorial prowess. If you want a witty good laugh, seek her out in various anthologies. The Chicks In Chainmail series is just superb and I wish I could find them... (they're packed away in a box somewhere. Oh yes, 18 months on and we're still haven't unpacked.)

4. Octavia E Butler
Parable of the Talents; Wild Seed; Clay's Ark
As a black writer, Butler's stories often explore social challenges within a futuristic context. Her brand of sci-fi would suit you if you liked Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451.

5. Kate Griffin
A Madness of Angels; The Midnight Mayor
Wonderful urban fantasy set in a throbbing, grungy, hungry London. Griffin's writing is visceral, rhythmic and for me, had the power of a undertow. I fell in love from page 1 of Madness.

I have to go work now3... but other female authors you should consider reading this year:
  • Janet Evanonich - hapless bounty hunter mysteries - pick up a Stephanie Plum book - Takedown Twenty is a fun read
  • Angela Carter - Nights at the Circus
  • Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale
  • Hilary Mantel - Wolf Hall; Bring Up the Bodies
  • Erin Morgenstern - The Night Circus
  • Sandi Toksvig - Whistling for Elephants; Flying Under Bridges
  • Lynne Truss - Eats, Shoots and Leaves
  • Kate Fox - Watching the English
1 On the plus side, Plate and I spent about half an hour going "ooh! ah!" at images of the flu virus and learning a bit about them.
3 Yup, still not emancipated. Yet. I think it will happen this year.